Plymouth Rock sucks

This is Plymouth Rock. I've taken shits bigger than it.

Did you know that it wasn't even where the pilgrims landed? It wasn't until over 100 years after they landed that someone made mention of Plymouth Rock being the spot. Chances are, they used it as a point of reference...wow the lies we are told as children.

Here's the real rub about Plymouth Rock. It used to be 3 times the size....where the fuck did it go? I understand erosion, but this was less than 400 years ago. Also, you might notice the plaster seam. That's because it was split during the Revolutionary war and used as a rallying point to show our desire for freedom. It's just a rock.............

I was so disappointed with Plymouth Rock, that I thought I'd make a list of 5 rocks more impressive than it.

1.

The Rock of Gibralter
Now this is a fucking rock. We should be ashamed.

2.

Stonehenge
Even just one rock out of Stonehenge would be better than Plymouth Rock

3.

A Kidney Stone
At least this hurt. Plymouth Rock wouldn't hurt even if it fell on you.

4.

AC/DC
Nothing can stop their rock from rolling. You could stop Plymouth Rock if it was rolling by spitting on it.

5.

The Rock
A Much more pertinent American Icon. Let's have a cage match between the Rock and Plymouth Rock to determine the more important American Historical Artifact

In closing, learn from our mistake. Don't waste your time.